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swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

superposter:

Light of Malmi

seedy:

do you ever see an old photo of yourself and wonder why your parents let you out of the house


The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.

kjellbergpie:

You Americans better be fuckin’ happy with decorating your pumpkins and preparing your costumes, in my country there is no such thing as Halloween.

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while