taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
do you ever see an old photo of yourself and wonder why your parents let you out of the house
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet
You Americans better be fuckin’ happy with decorating your pumpkins and preparing your costumes, in my country there is no such thing as Halloween.
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for
what a beautiful day to stay indoors